twoshoe

- When Master Chief's X-Box 360 got the Red Ring of Death. He points a gun at it and says: 'You better not... or else.'; Immediately, his console fixed itself and is good as new. - After fixing his 360. This is how Microsoft fixes all broken 360's. - The Halo 3 Multiplayer Beta crashed because Master Chief is too good a player. - Originally, Microsoft wasn't going to extend the warranty. Master Chief 'convinced' them to do so. - No matter how big the Prince of the Cosmos makes it, Master Chief cannot be rolled up by a katamari. - Master Chief actually died in the dropship crash in the first Halo game. It's just that the clouds of heav